🍟😂 Dad Tax Tee

Every snack comes with a fee.

The “Dad Tax” tee is for the dads who know that every fry, chicken nugget, sip of soda, and bite of ice cream must be thoroughly inspected before it’s safe for consumption. Featuring a fun retro-inspired graphic and the hilarious tagline “Making Sure It’s Not Poison,” this shirt perfectly captures one of fatherhood’s oldest traditions.

Made from soft, garment-dyed cotton with a relaxed fit, it delivers that comfortable, lived-in feel from the very first wear. Whether he’s stealing a French fry from the kids, manning the grill, running errands, or cracking dad jokes from the driver’s seat, this tee is built for everyday adventures and family laughs.

Comfortable, durable, and guaranteed to get a few knowing nods from fellow dads, it’s the perfect addition to any Father’s Day lineup.

One bite for safety. Two bites for quality control. 🍟🥤🍦

Dad Tax: It’s not stealing if you’re the one paying for it. 🤎🔥

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, soft feel
- Garment-dyed after construction for a vintage, broken-in texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit and pre-shrunk finish
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit construction for durability and clean lines
- Available S–4XL, sewn-in label, and 58 color options

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean